Wayne Hinton's Favorite Quotes

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #19

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... you don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them."

Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #18

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... you don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see."

Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #17

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'"

Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #16

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... back'ards and for'ards means 'I know everything about you."

Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #15

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you are two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!"

Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #14

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... There is no such things as 'lunch'. There is only dinner and supper."

Quote of the Day

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #13

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... fixinto is one word."