Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #19

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #19

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... you don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #18

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #18

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... you don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #17

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #17

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'"

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #16

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #16

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... back'ards and for'ards means 'I know everything about you."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #15

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #15

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you are two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!"

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #14

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #14

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... There is no such things as 'lunch'. There is only dinner and supper."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #13

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #13

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... fixinto is one word."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #12

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #12

"You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... onced and twiced are words."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #11

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #11

You know you're from Kentucky if ...

"... There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Kentucky. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before."

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #8

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #8
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

"Self-control is love triumphing over selfish inclinations."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #10

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #10

You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #7

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #7
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

Gentleness is love yielding.

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #9

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #9

You know you're from Kentucky if ...

... when people ask you where you live, they mean what county are you in.

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #8

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #8

You know you're from Kentucky if ...

you think the rest of the world know what a Hot Brown is.

For those NOT from Kentucky (from AllRecipes.com - modified to use beef bacon instead of pork):

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup butter
• 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
• 3 cups milk
• 6 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese
• 1 egg, beaten
• 2 tablespoons heavy cream
• salt and pepper to taste
• 2 pounds sliced roasted turkey
• 1 tomato, thinly sliced
• 8 slices white bread, toasted
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 8 slices crispy beef bacon

Directions:

1. Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Stir in flour with a whisk or fork, and continue to cook and stir until it begins to brown slightly. Gradually whisk in the milk so that no lumps form, then bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Mix in 6 tablespoons of Parmesan cheese and then stir in the beaten egg to thicken. Do not allow the sauce to boil once the egg has been mixed in. Remove from the heat and stir in the cream.
2. Preheat the oven's broiler. For each hot brown, place two slices of toast into the bottom of an individual sized casserole dish. Cover with a liberal amount of roasted turkey and tomato slices. Spoon sauce over the top of each one and sprinkle with some of the remaining Parmesan cheese.
3. Place the dishes under the broiler and cook until the top is speckled brown, about 5 minutes. Remove from the broiler and arrange two slices of bacon in a cross shape on top of each sandwich. Serve immediately.

rint Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Stir in flour with a whisk or fork, and continue to cook and stir until it begins to brown slightly. Gradually whisk in the milk so that no lumps form, then bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Mix in 6 tablespoons of Parmesan cheese and then stir in the beaten egg to thicken. Do not allow the sauce to boil once the egg has been mixed in. Remove from the heat and stir in the cream.

Preheat the oven's broiler. For each hot brown, place two slices of toast into the bottom of an individual sized casserole dish. Cover with a liberal amount of roasted turkey and tomato slices. Spoon sauce over the top of each one and sprinkle with some of the remaining Parmesan cheese.
Place the dishes under the broiler and cook until the top is speckled brown, about 5 minutes. Remove from the broiler and arrange two slices of bacon in a cross shape on top of each sandwich. Serve immediately.

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #6

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #6
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

Faithfulness ... is love proving constant

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #7

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #7

You know you're from Kentucky if ...

you ask your doctor for an allergy cure and he tells you to move.

(This really happened to me :( )

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #5

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #5
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

Love is Goodness:

Goodness is love making allowances and sacrifices for others

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #6

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #6

You know you're from Kentucky if ...

you live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods and tornados ... 

but has no capacity to deal with any of the above.

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #4

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #4
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

"Kindness is love showing itself sensitive to others' feelings"

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #5

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #5

You know you're from Kentucky if ...

The in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship.

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #3

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #3
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

Patience is love waiting.

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #4

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #4

"If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kentucky."

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #2

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #2
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

"Peace is love resting."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #3

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #3

"If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Kentucky."

New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" #1

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New Way to Look at "The Fruit of the Spirit is Love" in Galatians 5.22-23 #1
by Elizabeth Sherrill, Guideposts Contributing Editor

"Joy is love smiling"

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #2

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #2

"If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Kentucky."

Hugs

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Peanuts - Charles Schulz

"I love the kind of hugs where you can physically feel the sadness leaving your body."

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #1

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Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky #1

"If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, ... you might live in Kentucky."

Youthful Ages

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"Forty is the old age of youth; Fifty is the youth of old age."

Victor Hugo

Overheard In An Orchard

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Overheard In An Orchard
by Elizabeth Cheney

Said the Robin to the Sparrow:
"I should really like to know
Why these anxious human beings
Rush about and worry so."

Said the Sparrow to the Robin:
"Friend, I think that it must be
They they have no Heavenly Father
Such as cares for you and me."